I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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