FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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