i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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