I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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