yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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