i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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