dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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