I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
