She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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