your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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