pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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