What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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