And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
