if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Randomize