Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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