The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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