Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
FUCK WHALES
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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