The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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