i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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