Having a random hookup so left but love u
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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