My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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