So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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