bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
