Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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