He felt like a one man threesome
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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