this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
this will be a night to untag.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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