Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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