Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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