And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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