dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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