we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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