My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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