Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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