remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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