Can i not drive my cunt home
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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