So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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