Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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