I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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