And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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