just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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