Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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