help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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