Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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