i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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