maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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