We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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