Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
