That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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