Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I wish there were birth control emojis
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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