There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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