You made me cry and you don't even care
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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