i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Two words: blizzard sex
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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