Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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